Sunday, July 02, 2006


What too wear while cycling.

One of the biggest dilemma's facing any cyclist
is what too wear.
Most cyclist spend a small fortune on there cycle clothing
every cyclist wants something that stands out in the bunch
and catches the eye,most bunch rides on any day of the week
look like a fashion parade on wheels.Each morning before i head out i lay my clothes out and try too match the tops with the knicks,socks with my cap,etc etc,it may take two or three changes before i head out,then for a final check i'll look in the mirror and say too myself DOES MY ARSE LOOK TOO BIG IN THESE KNICKS,....;-] ...If it does i go for a smaller size knicks
at least you will feel skinnier,well in your mind you will !

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget Ullrich, Basso, Landis and his phonies I would drug test all of this team!!!

21:43  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on Painter what's happening to your website?? Not a lot of comments!!!Didn't see many of you outer Zone 3 riders out there today. The word on the street was that Nikki Bricki was suffering last Thursday and didn't earn a Cherryripe. In other gossip, Big Bad Brucy Wills was very visible on the "front" last thursday and the word is he is trying to knock his body into shape for the big wedding in January. All unconfirmed rumours at this stage

Annonymous Giant Riding Shiraz Expert

14:34  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fair call about content and comments. its not about the number of turns at the front its about gaps closed at the back and chasing after lights . nicky can have as many cherry ripes as she wants i dont see to many other girls ride the fast half all the way like she does.everone can have a off day.

14:49  
Blogger The Painter said...

No latte drinking,Shiraz sniffing Giant riders are allowed to comment here this blog is in the words of Jimmy Barnes ..."FOR THE WORKING CLASS MAN" so all shiraz sniffers keep outta here or you will have too deal with Daisey the nth rd watch dog

15:56  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We both sit on the same side of the Racer as each other Painter!!! I like to stay in touch with the common man. Jimmy Barnes also said "There aint nothing like the kisses from a jaded chinese princess"

How is your mail order bride coming along??

Giant riding zone1 Shiraz expert

18:02  
Blogger Howard Chait said...

As in the words of Mick:

"I saw her today at the reception. A glass of wine in her hand. I knew she would meet her connection. At her feet was a footloose man (yeah, Col).No, you cant always get what you want. You cant alwyas get what you want..."

18:59  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is The Painter?? That is the question being asked at the racer. The coffee waitresses seem to be at a loss, the place just isn't the same. One rumour doing the rounds is that "The Painter" has travelled north to Cairns to meet up with latest mailorder acquaintance. Another noticeable omission has been Bruce "Supervet" Wills who has also been missing in action. Are the two related???or if Bruce just having a trial run for marriage???
"Who lies on sheets of ice, who pays for paradise?" There you go Nikki Brikki one for you to get. Need band and song title.

Regards
jatoslav Ekimov(Zone 1's biggest Giant riding,shiraz drinking timetrialler)

20:21  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

after the rain. angles.

12:03  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clinical and fast.Well done anonymouse you are a true angels fan.Maybe an acute angles fan (hope I haven't got that wrong). Pepperjack $12.90 at Dan's
Long live global capitalism.

Zone 1 shiraz expert.
"called him agitator,spy and theif,shut him up in solitary,third degree"

15:03  
Blogger The Painter said...

bruce the super vet wills HA HA wat a joke,he was like a rotwieller once but the marriage collar has tighened around his neck and turned him in too a poodle,wait till the ring goes on his finger he will just be a MEMORY never too be seen or heard of again,gone too the world of misery called MARRIAGE

20:30  
Blogger The Painter said...

AS FOR THAT SHARIZ SNIFFING, GIANT RIDING POOF WHO BUY'S ALL HIS AESSOS GEAR AT THE SALVATION ARMY I'M BACK,IT WAS NO RUMOUR I HAVE BEEN TOO CAIRNS TOO RECHARGE THE BATTERIES AND I'M BACK BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER....;--]

20:35  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome back pianter. Now you use too sah that the onlie thing you wer good at at shcool was speling,so I might pick you up on a phew things. Shiraz is spelt shiraz not shariz.Good effort on aessos as I think you may have that one correct. If you haven't paid $4 for aesssos you have pain too much. Have been sick this week and as a consequence Tuesday and thursday will be a bit slower this week."Freedom from hunger is a piece of cake" There you go Nikki BriCki get at it. Might grace you with my presence on friday as it is my day off.
Kind Regards
Zone 1 pepperjack drinking,big chainring riding,veteran timetrialing legend.
Come back Brucy all is forgiven

18:35  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

both wrong - Assos!
Regards, Zone III

18:46  

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