Bunch etiquette for fast day's and slow day's
Slow Day's
1..Ride no faster than 30k's per hour
2..Ride two abreast and no touching breast's !;-]
3..Stop at all red lights
4..no spitting,no burping and no farting
5..And in general help your fellow cyclist when they are in trouble
6..If you don't obey the above rules you will be dealt by the bunch police
which is normally a verbal back lash.
Fast Day's
1..Stop at red lights,Ride two abreast ,Apart from that anything goes
2..Head down arse up and chew the the handle bars
3..Farting is allowed
4..Dribbling from every orifice is common practice when under pressure
5..All girl's are to be treated equally
6..Verbal abuse is ok as long as it's not directed at me
7..Apart from all of the above ride safely,and any one who has any other
comments too add please add
Slow Day's
1..Ride no faster than 30k's per hour
2..Ride two abreast and no touching breast's !;-]
3..Stop at all red lights
4..no spitting,no burping and no farting
5..And in general help your fellow cyclist when they are in trouble
6..If you don't obey the above rules you will be dealt by the bunch police
which is normally a verbal back lash.
Fast Day's
1..Stop at red lights,Ride two abreast ,Apart from that anything goes
2..Head down arse up and chew the the handle bars
3..Farting is allowed
4..Dribbling from every orifice is common practice when under pressure
5..All girl's are to be treated equally
6..Verbal abuse is ok as long as it's not directed at me
7..Apart from all of the above ride safely,and any one who has any other
comments too add please add
posted by The Painter at 3:25 PM
10 Comments:
Please adhere strictly to the painters rules.......
harsh punishment will be dealt to those offenders doing the wrong thing......
first offence-one night with painter
second offence-two nights with painter............
bring your own rubber suit!!
the painter had better read the rules again. 30 k on fridays. youde better give yourself some hand relief painter, seems there was an overflow of testosterone today
IN RESPONSE TOO ANONYMOUS
WHEN THE BUNCH IS DOING 25KPH AND CRASHES AFFECT ME I TAKE ACTION I MAKE THE RULES AND BREAK THEM,
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